These are some jokes found around the Internet.
Man goes to his Doctor,The Doc says "I've got good news and bad...which do you want first".
"I guess the bad first " he says...
"Well,the bad news is that you have terminal Cancer and about three weeks to Live"
"What could possibly be the good news"
"Did you see my Receptionist,the redhead with the great tits....I'm fucking her!"
Man goes to his Doctor,The Doc says "I've got good news and bad...which do you want first".
"I guess the bad first " he says...
"Well,the bad news is that you have terminal Cancer and about three weeks to Live"
"What could possibly be the good news"
"Did you see my Receptionist,the redhead with the great tits....I'm fucking her!"