These are some jokes found around the Internet.
Two snakes are lying in the grass.
The first snake asks the second one: "hey, am I poisoneous?"
"I don't know", goes the second snake. "Why do you ask?"
"I just bit my tongue..."
Two snakes are lying in the grass.
The first snake asks the second one: "hey, am I poisoneous?"
"I don't know", goes the second snake. "Why do you ask?"
"I just bit my tongue..."