Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Goldfish

Little Cindy is sobbing and filling in a hole in her backyard, occasionally smacking the earth with her shovel. Her neighbor peers over the fence and asks, "Hey Cindy, what are you doing?"

She replies tearfully, "I'm...I'm burying my goldfish."

"I'm sorry to hear that" the neighbor says, "But isn't that a big hole for a goldfish?"

Cindy pats down the last heap of soil, looks up, and says "That's because it's inside your fucking cat."

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