Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Superman

Superman is flying around the city, searching for crime. Using his X-ray vision, he peeks in on Wonder Woman's apartment and is pleased to see her lying on her bed, completely naked, eyes closed.

He quickly makes up his mind, and faster than a speeding bullet he swoops in, gives it to her right there on her bed, and swoops out.

Wonder Woman looks up in surprise and exclaims, "What was that?"

"I have no idea," says the Invisible Man, "But my ass is awfully sore."

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