God stopped into Eden to see how his lab experiment was doing. Sort of a world sized ant-farm, if you will.
He saw that Adam was building a lean-to for his first residence, and God was happy.
God then looked around for Eve, but she was no where to be seen. When asked, Adam said that Eve had gone down to the water to bathe.
God groaned like thunder..... and he spoke:
Jesus H. Christ, how am I ever going to get that smell out of the fish?
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