Dolly Parton and the Queen die and meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Unfortunately, due to overcrowding, he could only let one of them in. To be fair, he said whomever had the best reason would be allowed to enter into Heaven.
Dolly Parton immediately pulls up her shirt and says, "Well, I think these two are very good reasons."
St. Peter blushes, and the Queen politely shakes her head, saying "I'm sorry, Ms. Parton"
The Queen hikes up her skirt, pulls down her panties, and, using a douche, cleanses herself.
Shaking his head, St. Peter says "Well, I guess that settles it. Go on in, Queen."
"WHAT?!" Dolly screams.
"C'mon Dolly, you should know better," said St. Peter. "A Royal Flush beats a Pair any day."
Dolly Parton and the Queen die and meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Unfortunately, due to overcrowding, he could only let one of them in. To be fair, he said whomever had the best reason would be allowed to enter into Heaven.
Dolly Parton immediately pulls up her shirt and says, "Well, I think these two are very good reasons."
St. Peter blushes, and the Queen politely shakes her head, saying "I'm sorry, Ms. Parton"
The Queen hikes up her skirt, pulls down her panties, and, using a douche, cleanses herself.
Shaking his head, St. Peter says "Well, I guess that settles it. Go on in, Queen."
"WHAT?!" Dolly screams.
"C'mon Dolly, you should know better," said St. Peter. "A Royal Flush beats a Pair any day."